Woman Fishing?
benandgavinsmomma asked:
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a DNR officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,”Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking “isn’t it obvious?”) “You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any minute. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the policeman. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any minute. The DNR officer says “Have a nice day ma’am and drives away.
Sorry if you’ve seen it before. I don’t have time to go back and read previous posts.
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A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a DNR officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,”Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking “isn’t it obvious?”) “You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any minute. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the policeman. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any minute. The DNR officer says “Have a nice day ma’am and drives away.
Sorry if you’ve seen it before. I don’t have time to go back and read previous posts.
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May 28, 2004 | Filed Under Jokes & Riddles | 25 Comments
So i get to go on this field trip to New York?
The Unknown asked:
and i get to do ALL of these things…
and i get to do ALL of these things…
- Ferry to the Statue of liberty and Ellis Island
- Ferry to Battery Park
- Go to the Sphere, Trinity Church, Federal Hall, WTC site, St. Paul’s 9/11 tribute.
- Chinatown and little italy
- Go to see a Broadway show
- Museum of Modern Art
- NBC Studio Tour
- Top of the Rock Observation are
- Fifth Avenue
- Shop at Saks
- The metropolitan Museum of Art
- Central Park
ALL FOR $500!!! Isn’t that REALLY cheap? I am so excited to go and we leave to days after my birthday!!!
Sorry, we will be there for 4 days!
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May 24, 2004 | Filed Under New York City | 9 Comments
I just came home to Minnesota after being away for awhile, I forgot how beautiful it was?
Collie asked:
I live in Southwest MN, and I forgot how truly gorgeous this area was…Harvest is coming sooner than later and I am in awe of this place…Anyone agree?
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I live in Southwest MN, and I forgot how truly gorgeous this area was…Harvest is coming sooner than later and I am in awe of this place…Anyone agree?
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May 22, 2004 | Filed Under Other - United States | 106 Comments
Can someone tell me if Minneapolis has their Christmas lights/decorations up yet in the Downtown areas?
grenoble20 asked:
If they are not up yet does anyone know when they will be? Also, do the parks (like Minnehaha) have decorations and lights usually? Thanks.
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If they are not up yet does anyone know when they will be? Also, do the parks (like Minnehaha) have decorations and lights usually? Thanks.
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May 12, 2004 | Filed Under Other - United States | 107 Comments
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